You Know You're a Mom When. . .
1. Your child throws up all over you and you ignore it because you are trying to get him cleaned up first before he smears it all over himself.
2. Your child throws up and you catch it so it doesn't splatter all over the floor.
3. Your conversations with your husband consist of words like poo-poo, pee pee, and potty.
4. You will sit and watch Barney just so you can rest for 30 minutes.
5. You go to clean out your car and find 5 pacifiers under the seats.
6. You clean everything with a baby wipe.
7. Your idea of a great night is when you can get in bed by midnight and get 5 hours sleep.
8. You tell your husband that you're not going to eat at a certain restaurant that night because you don't have the kid with you. That restaurant is only for times when he is with us, tonight we're going some place quiet to eat.
9. You do that horrible spit washing thing that you hated done to you when you were a child.
10. And, lastly. . . You finally get your child to go down for the night, but you miss him already.
2. Your child throws up and you catch it so it doesn't splatter all over the floor.
3. Your conversations with your husband consist of words like poo-poo, pee pee, and potty.
4. You will sit and watch Barney just so you can rest for 30 minutes.
5. You go to clean out your car and find 5 pacifiers under the seats.
6. You clean everything with a baby wipe.
7. Your idea of a great night is when you can get in bed by midnight and get 5 hours sleep.
8. You tell your husband that you're not going to eat at a certain restaurant that night because you don't have the kid with you. That restaurant is only for times when he is with us, tonight we're going some place quiet to eat.
9. You do that horrible spit washing thing that you hated done to you when you were a child.
10. And, lastly. . . You finally get your child to go down for the night, but you miss him already.
March 13, 2008 at 7:28 AM
That's Great!!